These rats, in turn, have been drinking from the experimental formula that they had previously been injected with.

If I had to guess, I would say that at least one of them has asked me, personally, if I 'want fries with that.' The story, such as it is, revolves around a group of drunken people who visit their scientist friend, Walter, at the laboratory where he works with a cranky old guy who is continuously yelling at him that 'the formula is FINE!' During Walter's initial scenes, we get a taste of the back story, and it seems that clumsy Walter accidentally lets a crate full of lab rats loose in the building's basement. It's lead actors - okay, it's ONLY actors - all look vaguely familiar, but you can't place the faces. 'Altered Species' stars no one and features little more.

So loathsome were its main characters that I found myself hoping, almost praying, that these brick-stupid chunkheads would fall victim to the leader of the rats - a six-foot critter that looks like a guy in a bear suit that has seen better days. 'Altered Species' (packaged this time around as 'Rodentz') is just such a film.

I had visited the local Blockbuster with my lovely and talented assistant, Noodles, in search of a movie so painfully stupid, so insipid, that I could sit through the entire thing without the slightest bit of sympathy for the so-called heroes. Gamers take the role of John Lloyd, a member of a US special government unit created to defeat the Nightwalkers, and the only human to ever survive a physical encounter with them.Every so often, while strolling through the aisles of the local video store, the unsuspecting consumer will spot something out of the corner of his eye that almost shouts, 'LOOK AT ME!!! I'M WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!' In my own particular case, this is exactly what happened. People have been disappearing at night the lucky ones are found dead, but those less fortunate are reborn as Nightwalkers, and are bound by instinct to forcefully recruit unwitting victims into the Nightwalker army. For some time now, mankind has been battling the ferocious and terrifying Nightwalkers, a race of superhuman vampires who crave human blood. For some time now, mankind has been battling the ferocious and terrifying Nightwalkers, a race of superhuman vampires Vampire Rain: Altered Species is an intense game of stealth, survival and all out skill that takes place during a cold, wet night in a suburban, west coast city in the US. Summary: Vampire Rain: Altered Species is an intense game of stealth, survival and all out skill that takes place during a cold, wet night in a suburban, west coast city in the US.

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